To Brace Or Not To Brace, That Is The Question1
I was not at my personal best that morning, I admit it, but neither was
the rest of the family, and making Freudian slips, while still
early-morning groggy, are easy to do.
As I was to learn, everyone is all upset that I accidentally called
the kids “stupid Earthling carbon units” instead of referring to them as
“my wonderful, darling children,” which I admit I reflexively did NOT do
because they are neither wonderful nor darling, but are instead some kind
of mutant dollar-gobbling machines.
The issue was about, again, getting braces for one of the kid’s teeth, I
don’t remember which one.
Naturally, as the caring, loving father, I patiently tried to explain that
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